But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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