their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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