the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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