Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You dont lie about slip and slides
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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