That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
