Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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