is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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