check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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