I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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