remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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