Porn is love you can see.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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