after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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