If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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