So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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