it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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