fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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