no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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