..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
