how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
where does the pee come out of this thing
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You had me at "let me see your balls"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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