i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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