good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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