so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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