She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
