I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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