Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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