No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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