did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I party with great urgency now.
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