I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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