Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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