But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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