How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude i'm inner monologue high
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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