My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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