She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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