He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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