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i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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