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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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