Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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