I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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