So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There's always time for handjobs
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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