Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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