Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
