We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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