That's intense
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
