is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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