no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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