just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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