U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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