His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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