Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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