Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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