Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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